Total Medals Earned: 982 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,155 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 12/13 (320/420 points)
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 23/25 (850/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Medals Earned: 8/27 (110/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (85/270 points)
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 2/9 (100/435 points)
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.