Ok,
So, let's say, for the argument's sake, if not applicable, that you're a woman. And you're one of those women that feel special, important and quite literally the center of the universe. You consider yourself sexy, beautiful and the kind of dancer that when men see you dance, they automatically get a boner. If you were a lesbian you'd be in love with yourself. Hell, you already are! Damn, girl, when you look at that stunner on the mirror, you get an orgasm!

If so, then explain this to me... Clubbing: Why would you stand in line for an hour, freezing in minuscule garments, in order to get into an extremely crowded place, where there are hundreds of women with the exact same amount of narcissism and where men's attention is divided between all of them, rather than attracting about a million more hungry stares (and more) by entering naked in a biker's club?